Hold up:
Bill Pilgrim is seriously NOT with the times.
He goes to bed sad about his dead wife 👰🏼and wakes up getting’ married again 🙄. He just keeps walkin’ in and out all these doors. Yikes, seen his birth, GROSS 🤢 and death, WOW. Outta touch and outta time FR.
He just be talking.
NAAAHHH because he really don’t know where he’s going. This is NOT FUN ❌. It’s like he’s an actor on one of those time-traveling TV shows, like Outlander.
This man was born in 1922, old head 👴🏻, in Ilium NY. His dad was a barber ✂️. He got no sibs. He looked like this: 🥸🦒🥤. High school grad to the military pipeline. His dad died in a hunting accident in the war.
Rip 🪦.
It be like that 🤷.
HE’S A WAR PRISONER???
ANNNYYWAAAYYYSSS……..this man was discharged from the army and enrolled in college but he got engaged his senior year and suffered a nervous breakdown 😰.
Damn, son.
This man is just like Sylvia Plath because he got some shock therapy goin’ on. BUT he married his fiancée 💏, finished college 🎓 and become an eye Dr 👨⚕️.
💰💰💸💸🤑🤑💵💵.
He had two kids. 👧👦. Barbara and Robert.
YOOOOOO!!! In 1968 Billy went on a plane 🛫with a bunch of other eye Drs to go to an eye Dr convention BUT it crashed! EVERYONE DIED. BUT BILLY! It be like that 🤷.
🤫🤕👩🧹.
Billy got on the radio and talked bout time travel. He said he was kidnapped by 👽🛸. The 🛸 were from this planet called Tralfamadore. This looonnngggggg name. These guys had him NAKED in a ZOO. 😱.
Barb went with her man to bring her dad home. He kept going on about his 🛸 experience and Barb really wanted him to be BFFR.
Billy wrote a letter to the newspaper about the 🛸.
📝:
The 🛸were 2 feet 📏, 🟩, and looked like a plumber 🪠. They were suppperrr flexible and had eyes on their palms. Saw in 4K. Timekeepers FR.
Billy wrote a second letter ✋.
📝:
He said that people don’t really die on the 🛸 planet. They are aliveish. Past, present, and future is ONE. The 🛸 can just hop from moment to moment. When an 🛸 sees a dead body they say, “It be like that 🤷.” And keep goin’ on.
Billy was in the basement all alone 😔. He wrote this on this old typewriter. Ratio.
Billy was ballin’ he had no heat and was dressed POORLY. He had his dogs out and they were BLUE.
His heart was going craazzyy with the beats. He was warm because he was gonna tell people the truth about time ⌛. Barb was worried and let herself in. She said sum “dad, where you at,” and keep goin’ on.
Billy aint say a sound and she thought was gonna find his dead body 🧛.
“Yo, why you ghosting me?” She had the published letter in her hand. SCARY BARB.
“I aint hear you.”
Barb was only 21 and thought her dad was crazzyy because of brain damage. Girl had to manage her own mother’s funeral ⚰️ and look after her dad’s business 👩💼. And have her dad talk crazy to her.
Trynna save the lost souls on earth FR.
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